You can't do complex equations yet, but who really cares?
Prepare your couch groove now
This is sure to launch the greasiest version of Calvin Harris ever
Forget Marcia. It's all about "Jan! Jan! Jan!"
You step on their grass, and they'll MOW YOUR ASS.
Those burgers and fries are just rocket fuel.
This Cape Cod blue lobster is seriously one lucky bastard
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's parenting style won't result in spoiled brats like SOME rich kids
You need to find a way to keep Hugh Jackman young forever, Marvel, and you need to find it NOW
Sarah Michelle Gellar and Shannen Doherty's touching Instagram photo will give you strength to journey on
You just know one of these new Transformers has an racially insensitive accent
Tom Hiddleston just joined Instagram and Robert Downey Jr. still managed to make it all about himself
Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg's new VH1 reality show is going to have some special brownies
A limited release of Crystal Pepsi is out for those in need of a mixer for their '90s-themed rager
The New Girl and Brooklyn Nine-Nine will combine their adorkable forces to make TV crossover magic
Kourtney Kardashian could be happy outside the gilded cage of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"
Bow Wow is retiring from rap. It's all guest judging reality shows and shirtless karaoke nights from now on
#NSYNC reunion photos just gave so many people a reason to believe in Tuesday