You have a free pass since it's the holidays, but in the new year you should rethink stuff
They're supposed to stick to selling baked goods and braiding each other's hair, apparently
Where's Rudolph and the tinny Christmas music you love so much?
Would you rather look weird wiping down your tray table or be coughing for a month?
You gotta put something on for your uncle to fall asleep to in the living room
It's the celeb equivalent of passing a note across the classroom
It was getting to be a little much, but this pulled you right back in
Spreading the joy and cheer only cold, hard cash can bring
It's a snake-like robot that changes shape and function on a dime
You should make sure to monitor him closely, for his own good
If you thought Google Glass was a geek fiesta, get a load of this
You'll finally get an explanation about why you only saw his parents once