Take a hammer to your piggy bank now
Nothing shows more rage than Instagram rage
Smoking crack on-air probably won't happen
It's time one of them rides a giraffe or something
POLL: What other products can he put his stamp on?
POLL: Who should he expertly portray next?
Peak physical condition, whether you like it or not
It still won't stop assholes in huge trucks from double parking, though
Some folks are into that delayed gratification stuff
Extra manic pixie dream girl with a side of sociopath, please
He tussled the man's hair and made him seem decent, yuck
Their fetus is already more famous than you